remembering when i’d wait for hours after school in 6th grade and had nothing to do so sometimes i’d try 1 800 numbers on the payphone by the administration office. and my favorite was 1 800 flowers because i would try on different characters and occasions for different flower arrangements
in the 6th grade i used to use the payphone at the Y to call sex hotlines for their automated heavy breathing intros. id just try 1 800 - adjectives/anatomy combinations til i found one i liked.
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29 days til sensual encounter
guys if you hire me i will sell the shit out of your overpriced vintage crap and make you laugh when i make fun of every person that comes in the store.